Sunday, July 24, 2011

Office Depot: Honest Black Guy Outsmarts McWhitey


Oh, sing a dirge for the generation raised on Morgan Freeman films! For them the indoctrination has been slathered on so thickly they hardly stand a chance.

They are so desensitized they might watch a commercial such as this again and again without ever recognizing it for what it is: psychic poison.

Speaking of Morgan Freeman: observe our hero, the black barber, at :09. Here the lighting on his face and his expression is tantamount to the director telling us: "What you have here, folks, is an irreproachable, morally perfect black guy."

Indeed, the same lighting and looking-sagaciously-into-the-future gaze was used on countless magazine covers in 2008 to imbue an unknown quantity, Mr. Obama, with the millenarian holiness that ultimately got him elected.

Of course his rivals must be not only both "white" and "guys" but also humiliated (i.e. the guy dressed as scissors) and evil (i.e. the other man's devious expression).

Who is going to win in this test of wills, the one black guy or the two white guys? Do we even have to ask? Though outnumbered two to one, though outspent by a mega-corporation's vast resources, the morally pure black guy bests the white embodiments of evil because he is, well, black, and therefore "smarter" (in addition to having a more perfect soul).

Amen.

[p.s. Note too how in the last second the viewer is directed to a website called thesurvivalofthesmartest.com. So after showing this black guy outsmart these two white guys, we are enjoined to think on how he will survive and thrive while his vanquished, humiliated, evil, dim-witted, Indo-European opponents will rightly get genocided out of existence.]

9 comments:

  1. Not only that, but they completely plagiarized the whole plot and premise of Ice Cube's "Barber Shop"... Pathetic to the last.

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  2. Your friendly Office Depot-supplied Negro will fix your hair for 5.99$ and also your white daughter`s racial impairment at no extra cost.

    Thanks for the great deal Office Depot!

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  3. These commercials are the polar opposite of real life.

    Recently white channel surfing, I came upon a movie where the white guy was on a bus talking loudly on a cell phone. Next to him was a black woman looking at him with contempt.

    Reverese the roles and it will be an accurate account of what happens in real life just like these stupid commercials.

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  4. Not to mention negroes can't cut white hair (and vice versa).

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  5. "Recently white channel surfing, I came upon a movie where the white guy was on a bus talking loudly on a cell phone. Next to him was a black woman looking at him with contempt.

    Reverese the roles and it will be an accurate account of what happens in real life just like these stupid commercials. "

    There is a simple logic to apply and that makes people understand how the real world really works : the media is hostile, so it portrays an upside-down world. Invert everything and you get reality.

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  6. Knowing that this is an important agenda item for those who wish destroy western civilization, we need to reflect on just how long this has been going on. I suspect since we don't protest they'll keep pouring it on until we are vanquished.

    But I'd just like to leave a simple message to the producers from myself, - one unit of this denegrated and defeated demographic;

    Take a look around and ask yourself who built most of what you luxuriate in? The other side has sufficent capabilty to build a useful chicken coup, - not too much else.

    Nice going with destroying us and shame on us for letting it happen.

    Lot's of luck to the rest of your in the future!

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  8. Office depot in among the well-known brands which provide office supplies. If a man who represents himself in a Morgan Freeman would benefit their marketing, then so be it.

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