Saturday, July 2, 2011
Bud Light: White Male Nudity Is Gross. Naked White Women Are Appropriate Black Male Lust Objects.
This stuff is relentless. Here we are taught that white men should be ashamed of their naked bodies. The tough, stoic race that brought you Neil Armstrong, Admiral Byrd, Robert Peary, Lord Nelson, Erwin Rommel, and General Patton, to name a few representatives, has been reduced to a mass of doughy office dorks.
Oh, the phallic significance of the moment at :22.
Here the white male penis is seen as that which ruins and poisons things, especially for bored white women.
Of course the only legitimate sexually attractive body is that of a white woman (:50) who is objectified by (who else?) a black guy!
Other than that, its all just a white male dough fest. The narrative: white men are shamefully inept. White women are for black guys.
Thanks Bud Light. I'll be sure to remember this. Next time I grab a brew, it most certainly won't have your name on it.