Saturday, November 20, 2010
Watch: No Limits
The new Galaxy Tab is perfectly sized for life on the go. With a 7" touchscreen, it's small enough to fit in your hand, yet big enough...TO WATCH YOUR GORGEOUS BLOND GIRLFRIEND IN THE ARMS OF A BLACK GUY.
White boy, you can watch, but only if you buy Samsung. It allows you to snoop in on the life you wish you still had. It gives you virtual, vicarious access to (formerly actual) libidinal situations.
As the ad says: Life without limits. Don't limit the black man's access to your wimminz. Don't limit your girlfriend's access to the black guy. C'mon. Repeat after me: No limits.
Hat tip: An anonymous contributor.