Monday, October 10, 2011
Bust A Nut
Klohe Kardashian is slutted up in her miniskirt, flirting with her hubbie, Lamar Odom.
They're about to have sex, you know, since when they share their pistachios, they "do it as foreplay."
This sets up multivalent sexual innuendo: first, we have the "busting nut" at the end of the commercial. To bust a nut, as many of you may know, is a euphemism for male ejaculation.
As if this isn't vile enough, the visuals combine to suggest genitalia in the act of miscegenation. The slit in the cloven pistachio nut is the white female vulva that gets destroyed by the big black rod, the bag of pistachios.
Accidental? Oh sure.
I can't believe they would have a commercial for something as lowly as pistachio nuts in the first place. It's kinda like advertising air, water, or seashells. But to take something as innocuous as pistachio nuts and turn it into a full-throttle miscegenation propaganda weapon sure takes chutzpah.
Hat tip to an anonymous commenter.
Boycott: Wonderful Pistachios.