Thursday, October 6, 2011
All New 2012 Honda Genocide
You can't have an all-white family anymore. That would be so rayyyciss. You have to let black kids in.
Your road trips will be funnier.
They'll do clever things like use a cup of ice as a vibraslap during a acapella version of an Ozzy song.
They'll enrich you.
White families are so, like, boring. Not vibrant at all. Get a black kid. He'll fit right in. There's no difference at all between your white son and the black kid that you found on the street.
You can drive around and feel morally superior that you are "reaching out" and "breaking down boundaries" and "giving back to the community."