All Former U.S. Presidents Have Been Too "Stuffy" And "Uptight" In Other Words Not Black

I am almost too embarrassed to post this one, it is so cringeworthy.

You know the United States has lost its way when positions of leadership require little but the entirely subjective and vaguely defined skill-set known as "swagga."

I, for one, wish President Obama would "swagga" us out of a perpetual 9+ percent unemployment rate.

I wish he would "swagga" us out of a 12+ trillion dollar debt.

I wish he would "swagga" us out of the Fed's quantitative easing and international bankster bailout rackets.

I wish he would "swagga" us out of ever-expanding Central Asian wars for the benefit of Israel and multinational corporations.

Maybe he could "swagga" average Americans out from under the intrusive eye of our own Department of Homeland Security?

Maybe he could "swagga" us out of perpetually declining educational standards?

Maybe he could "swagga" on down to the border with Mexico to stem the floodtide of illegal immigration/invasion?

But I guess, as the anchor says, he is too busy showing up "courtside at basketball games" and going to "nice dinners" and generally constantly partying down!

Sweet! As long as he gots him some of dat swagga, I guess we's coo, dawg.

p.s. Notice how the woman anchor degrades the white camera man for trying and failing to act black?

Is this what our national media has come to?

Beat Whitey Night

In the new global religion of Ho£ocau$tianity™, it is always cool, funny, and entertaining when jews and blacks slap, punch, beat, and even kill the evil whitey.

But if the roles were reversed, if it was whitey beating on a jew or black—well, that’s the definition of EVIL.

Remember this double standard. It is the prime doctrine of the new religion. Whitey hath sinned against the universe and the jews and blacks are the priest caste, exacting penitential retribution.

To buy indulgences for all spiritual whitecrime in this new global religious system, simply go to your local Hollyweird film dispenser and buy some tickets for the latest brainwashing session.

Preferably, bring the whole family along.

"Beat Whitey Night" = Not a Hatecrime.

Western Cities' New Religion: Worshipping GSBFs (Gigantic Smiling Black Faces)

When archaeologists wake our dry bones in 9000 years, they'll know what many of us don't, that we - even inadvertently - worship Gigantic Smiling Black Faces.

Yes, GSBFs are now in all our major cities, both in Europe and North America, on even the most innocent and suburban thoroughfare, replacing our old kings and statesmen and gods and heroes. (The ads featured in this post are from Finland, the US, and Germany!)

They tell us what to buy, these faces. They tell us how to feel and what to think. Their smiles are an impanated host of the new religion, force-fed through the eye of even the most stalwart agnostic with quotidian regularity. Suck it down, bottom dweller.

You there, walking past, minding your own business, taking your dog for a walk: Grovel before the mighty GSBF!

In China, and in the East in general, they plaster their great leaders on walls. It is now no different in the silly-vilized West. We now have the Big Other before whom we must remain ever humble, pliable, and obedient.

Fat White Clown Acts Like Clown In Front of Wife and Black Woman

"This beat comes from the great white north. The fat ugly useless white man, thinks he's right about investing, but needs the black woman to confirm to the fatso he is, in fact, right. The stupid white man acts retarded and loud, and is so happy that the smart black has made him feel right." Note the black gentleman looking confused at the barbarian antics of the white buffoon.

Submitted by Rob.

White Australian Seen as Dork By Negro "Musicians"

Same old bullshit, different commercial.

Are You Gellin', White man?

At the :24 second mark, is when it happens. The geeky, awkward white guy with his hot white girlfried tries to be "hip," saying "I'm gelling," sure to over-pronounce the final ING on "gelling" like the square he is. Oh, but you know you need to leave it to the self-assured black man, the authority on what is cool, to put the poor pathetic white loser in his place. "You're so NOT gellin'!"

I am so glad Dr. Scholls has informed the world what it takes to be hip and attractive to women. We just need to buy their product and act ever more black. Riiiiight. [Surely I'll do neither.]

Submitted by: Sirrealpolitik

Helpless, Nerdy, Incompetent, White Male Wimp is Totally Without A Clue Unless He Is Rescued By Two Reassuring Big Black Men and Their White Female Co-Conspirator

"Ok, let me get this straight: A white man has a nervous breakdown. He just can't deal with even relatively small problems, being so high-strung and prissy, you know.

Suddenly a towering black man and his white female "companion" look upon him with a mixture of pity and dismay. To the black man, the problem is "easy" to solve, and he confidently points to the "easy" button, which just happens to be down by the woman's waist, so it kinda looks like the black man is pointing at the woman's crotch. "Code red!" the wimpy white man screams hysterically as he is easily rotated out of there and--lo and behold!--he is REPLACED with another towering, self-assured, mighty, smiling black man, who helpfully hands the toner to the white woman who thanks him. So it is only through the teamwork of the white woman and her two big black co-conspirators that is she able to redeem the worthless insane white male wimp. Riiiight..."

Submitted by sirrealpolitik.

Bumbling, Stupid and Awkward White Man Consoled and Patronized by Young, Hip, Afroed-Yoot

Suave, Cool, Deep-Voiced Black Man whose Company is Undeserved by Whitish Friend

Southwest Airlines

Goofy, Effeminate, Stupid Cross Dressing Pseudo-Faggot White Harshly Castigated and Educated by "Cool", Masculine Black

An oldie but a goodie:



Submitted by Walter.