When archaeologists wake our dry bones in 9000 years, they'll know what many of us don't, that we - even inadvertently - worship Gigantic Smiling Black Faces.
Yes, GSBFs are now in all our major cities, both in Europe and
They tell us what to buy, these faces. They tell us how to feel and what to think. Their smiles are an impanated host of the new religion, force-fed through the eye of even the most stalwart agnostic with quotidian regularity. Suck it down, bottom dweller.
You there, walking past, minding your own business, taking your dog for a walk: Grovel before the mighty GSBF!