Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Snickers: Cool Black Guy Helps Pathetic Whites Pick Up On Dem White Wimmenz
This black guy would be gettin' all dem white wimmins if he didn't have the white tagalong to cramp his style. The black guy takes him aside and gives him some "nuts."
That's right, just like how Mr. T's big black guns gave the white sissyboy some "nuts" in yesterday's ad. Is Snickers trying to equate its product with specifically black "nuts"? As if you, nerdy testosterone-deficient whitey, can have all the virile cool of the black man as long as you stuff his chocolate plank in your lily white mouth?
The white kid that Pesci morphs back into is not much of an improvement, it seems. It's hard to get white guys to have sex appeal, even with the black friend helping and the blackness-by-proxy of the Snickers bar.