We Whites Are Incompetent. Help Us Mulatto Lady!

White people are so incompetent. Clearly our lives are one big comedy of errors.

I don't know how the white race made it this far, seeing as we can't seem to even look at a car without it crashing catastrophically (:21).

They say we invented the wheel, the stirrup, trigonometry, opera, and moon rovers. But surely somewhere along the way we must have had a fat mulatto lesbian lady to help us keep up a minimal level of competence, as this ad insightfully suggests.

To what depths would we whites devolve if we didn't have blacks around to help us eke out some semblance of stability in life?

Just imagine!