Saturday, September 10, 2011

White Guy Ruins The Day Of Cool Black Protagonist, Sagacious Black Man Has The Answers



"Are you in good hands?" Asks Dennis Haysbert, Allstate's Magic Spokesnegro.

This video depicts a cool black guy, cruising down the road in his flashy new ride. All is well until da white man crashes into him.

Two cool, successful, reliable blacks in one 30-second commercial, whereas the only white guy is "he who will crash into your car and ruin your day."

9 comments:

  1. http://www.ehow.com/ehow-family/

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  2. Come on, guy. Are you serious? All-state guy has the coolest voice and that's why he's the spokesman. Calling him a spokes Negro makes you sound like a racist, which you aren't.

    Fact: Whenever I read a book, all characters are presumed white until they are given an ethnicity by the author. When you see a white guy you think, "guy. When you see a black guy you think, "black guy".

    Think of it this way: They are not trying to say white people suck balls.They are showing how clumsy the black guy is for letting his new car get T-boned.

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  3. how is the voice "coolest" in any way? although the pitch is unusual, it's a nondescript black voice. you're clearly expressing some kind of sexual attraction for the black. anyway, i agree that this is a poor example of anti-white media, it almost seems disingenuous considering extreme examples are ubiquitous in all forms of the jewish media, especially their "porn business".

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  4. "i agree that this is a poor example of anti-white media..."

    But I really think that sometimes the subtle stuff is even worse than the over-the-top stuff because Joe-Middle-America doesn't even notice it, but it goes straight to his subconscious...

    Blacks in this ad are seen as protagonists, the one white guy isn't. And Joe-Middle-America's day is that much more glum.

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  5. "But I really think that sometimes the subtle stuff is even worse than the over-the-top stuff because Joe-Middle-America doesn't even notice it, but it goes straight to his subconscious..."

    Neoswabian you are absolutely right. They know exactly what they are doing. Nothing in media production is by chance.

    You have a great sight BTW. The word is getting around. Keep up the good work.

    Do you have a link or email address for submissions??

    PaxRomana

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  6. "Do you have a link or email address for submissions??"

    Stay tuned on that front. I have been meaning to set something up for some time.

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  7. If you have a chance to check out the Safe Auto insurance commercials of late, you'll see that the irresponsible guy who keeps getting kicked in the groin for not having insurance is ALWAYS a white man.

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  8. Boycott Allstate Insurance.

    Keep up the good work Neoswabian. You are doing yeoman's work to unmask the beast.

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  9. If this was reality it would be a white businessman driving his new car then it was wiped out by Niggers in a stolen car while he was left Paralyzed for the rest of his life. Meanwhile the insurance company refuses to payout because the other driver was uninsured!

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