Holy Guacamole!

I'll tell you what, if this type of greasy home invasion happened in a house filled with real White men, and not some drooling metrosexual fratboys, there'd be some Thick N' Chunky salsa all over the walls and six dead pepperonied Guadalajaras slumped on the floor. I hardly think those White fellows would be dancing to this merengue trash if the Castle Doctrine were in effect, unless, of course, some Jew thought this would be funny. Which it is.