Fat White Clown Acts Like Clown In Front of Wife and Black Woman

"This beat comes from the great white north. The fat ugly useless white man, thinks he's right about investing, but needs the black woman to confirm to the fatso he is, in fact, right. The stupid white man acts retarded and loud, and is so happy that the smart black has made him feel right." Note the black gentleman looking confused at the barbarian antics of the white buffoon.

Submitted by Rob.

White Australian Seen as Dork By Negro "Musicians"

Same old bullshit, different commercial.

Are You Gellin', White man?

At the :24 second mark, is when it happens. The geeky, awkward white guy with his hot white girlfried tries to be "hip," saying "I'm gelling," sure to over-pronounce the final ING on "gelling" like the square he is. Oh, but you know you need to leave it to the self-assured black man, the authority on what is cool, to put the poor pathetic white loser in his place. "You're so NOT gellin'!"

I am so glad Dr. Scholls has informed the world what it takes to be hip and attractive to women. We just need to buy their product and act ever more black. Riiiiight. [Surely I'll do neither.]

Submitted by: Sirrealpolitik

Black Man Rules in a Room of Pathetic Whites

Text: Ah, yes. The same old scenario: Black man, a commanding presence in the room at the head of a conference table, surrounded by sniveling and sycophantic whites. Ingeniously, "you" the viewer are in the meeting, and are being ridiculed by the assertive, infallible, and yet still likable presence of the black man, who even sticks up for the poor, pathetic, wimpy, loser white man who humiliatingly got coffee spilled all over him--by "you," apparently.

But it's ok, though this black man is so big and strong, with such a deep husky voice, he's compassionate. He'll let "you" off the hook. He's a gentle, magnanimous giant. And that, simply put, is why, in the world of this commercial, he rules, and you, as a white person, are as lowly as a pale squirming maggot.

Boycott: Syms

Submitted by: Sirrealpolitik

Don't Worry: A Black Man Will Find Your Dog

When a geeky, incompetent, and slightly effeminate white man looses your dog at the airport, you can rest assured that a likable, smirking, self-assured black guy on break somewhere will be there to find it.

Submitted by: Sirrealpolitik

Helpless, Nerdy, Incompetent, White Male Wimp is Totally Without A Clue Unless He Is Rescued By Two Reassuring Big Black Men and Their White Female Co-Conspirator

"Ok, let me get this straight: A white man has a nervous breakdown. He just can't deal with even relatively small problems, being so high-strung and prissy, you know.

Suddenly a towering black man and his white female "companion" look upon him with a mixture of pity and dismay. To the black man, the problem is "easy" to solve, and he confidently points to the "easy" button, which just happens to be down by the woman's waist, so it kinda looks like the black man is pointing at the woman's crotch. "Code red!" the wimpy white man screams hysterically as he is easily rotated out of there and--lo and behold!--he is REPLACED with another towering, self-assured, mighty, smiling black man, who helpfully hands the toner to the white woman who thanks him. So it is only through the teamwork of the white woman and her two big black co-conspirators that is she able to redeem the worthless insane white male wimp. Riiiight..."

Submitted by sirrealpolitik.

Muscular Black Man Knocks Out Wimpy, Soft Spoken White Man

New Zealand Air Once Again Uses White Females as Objects of Lust for Non-White Males; Where are the Non-White Females Lusting After White Males?

Maybe someone can explain this to me. Why is it that every commercial features non-White males as objects of lust for White females? Every single one? Do you hate yourselves that much? Is this some kind of sexual liberation for you? Do you hate White males?

Bumbling, Stupid and Awkward White Man Consoled and Patronized by Young, Hip, Afroed-Yoot

Suave, Cool, Deep-Voiced Black Man whose Company is Undeserved by Whitish Friend

Southwest Airlines