Sunday, July 11, 2010

Hello Chocolate Lovers, Watch This



I hope a nuclear weapon goes off a couple miles from the company office so that the employees can watch in horror as their children's skin melts off their faces and they scream in agonizing pain as they are dragged out of a crumpled glass building by their legs and their skin comes off as if it's oily fried chicken skin.

Any time you want me to stop posting such horrible videos, just say the word. I can hardly do it myself.

Friday, July 9, 2010

Old Commercial Featuring Brown Mongrels Debasing German Genetics and Culture



What else do you expect on the advent of the apocalypse?

"This one is from quite some time ago, but nonetheless shows them aggressively trying to make fun of traditional European culture and replace it with multi(cult)uralism."

Submitted by E.L.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Vomit Inducing Dentyne Commercial, Propaganda at Full Blast



Not only does this cool mulatto bastard get the white wimmenz, but he also tells other White men whose women he's 'done stolen' how to freshen up they breaths.

Sorry for the lull in postings. Keep the submissions coming.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Fat White Clown Acts Like Clown In Front of Wife and Black Woman



"This beat comes from the great white north. The fat ugly useless white man, thinks he's right about investing, but needs the black woman to confirm to the fatso he is, in fact, right. The stupid white man acts retarded and loud, and is so happy that the smart black has made him feel right." Note the black gentleman looking confused at the barbarian antics of the white buffoon.

Submitted by Rob.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Are You Gellin', White man?




At the :24 second mark, is when it happens. The geeky, awkward white guy with his hot white girlfried tries to be "hip," saying "I'm gelling," sure to over-pronounce the final ING on "gelling" like the square he is. Oh, but you know you need to leave it to the self-assured black man, the authority on what is cool, to put the poor pathetic white loser in his place. "You're so NOT gellin'!"

I am so glad Dr. Scholls has informed the world what it takes to be hip and attractive to women. We just need to buy their product and act ever more black. Riiiiight. [Surely I'll do neither.]

Submitted by: Sirrealpolitik

Black Man Rules in a Room of Pathetic Whites



Text: Ah, yes. The same old scenario: Black man, a commanding presence in the room at the head of a conference table, surrounded by sniveling and sycophantic whites. Ingeniously, "you" the viewer are in the meeting, and are being ridiculed by the assertive, infallible, and yet still likable presence of the black man, who even sticks up for the poor, pathetic, wimpy, loser white man who humiliatingly got coffee spilled all over him--by "you," apparently.

But it's ok, though this black man is so big and strong, with such a deep husky voice, he's compassionate. He'll let "you" off the hook. He's a gentle, magnanimous giant. And that, simply put, is why, in the world of this commercial, he rules, and you, as a white person, are as lowly as a pale squirming maggot.

Boycott: Syms

Submitted by: Sirrealpolitik

Friday, April 30, 2010

Don't Worry: A Black Man Will Find Your Dog



When a geeky, incompetent, and slightly effeminate white man looses your dog at the airport, you can rest assured that a likable, smirking, self-assured black guy on break somewhere will be there to find it.

Submitted by: Sirrealpolitik

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Helpless, Nerdy, Incompetent, White Male Wimp is Totally Without A Clue Unless He Is Rescued By Two Reassuring Big Black Men and Their White Female Co-Conspirator



"Ok, let me get this straight: A white man has a nervous breakdown. He just can't deal with even relatively small problems, being so high-strung and prissy, you know.

Suddenly a towering black man and his white female "companion" look upon him with a mixture of pity and dismay. To the black man, the problem is "easy" to solve, and he confidently points to the "easy" button, which just happens to be down by the woman's waist, so it kinda looks like the black man is pointing at the woman's crotch. "Code red!" the wimpy white man screams hysterically as he is easily rotated out of there and--lo and behold!--he is REPLACED with another towering, self-assured, mighty, smiling black man, who helpfully hands the toner to the white woman who thanks him. So it is only through the teamwork of the white woman and her two big black co-conspirators that is she able to redeem the worthless insane white male wimp. Riiiight..."

Submitted by sirrealpolitik.